He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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