My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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