so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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