dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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