We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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