It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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