Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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