My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I forget how to act sober
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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