I want to make a zoo with you.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
What a dumb baby whore.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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