wrigley field is MILF paradise
True but thats because hes a fetus.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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