you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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