Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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