i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
