ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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