and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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