my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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