It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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