thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
