So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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