I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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