I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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