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im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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