I'm so fucking centered right now
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
