I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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