I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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