no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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