Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
