He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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