He asked me if I "almost moaned"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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