I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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