i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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