i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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