what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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