I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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