Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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