Dude my mom stole all your condoms
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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