the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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