i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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