i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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