member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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