we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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