In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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