chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i need some magic done to my vagina
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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