ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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