I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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