you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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