Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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