guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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