What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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