Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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