Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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