sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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