Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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