I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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