Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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