these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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