i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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